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I Been Going To Bally’s Total Fitness?

1)mah right arm is a lil bigger than mah left…wut shuld i do to make it even? mah right arm is stronger too,so wen mah left arm cant lift anymore,i stop with mah right arm too

2)i want to get ripped,rather than jus gettin all big and buff,i wanna see tha muscel definition,so wut shuld i do?

3)i 4got wut number 3 was….jus gimme sum adive on how 2 get ripped and bigger….im 5’7″ bout 120 lbs

4)o0o now i remeber wut numba 3 was pose 2 be,lol…wut are sum good AB EXERCISES? i do tha recline thing…how many shuld i do? i onli do like 60 then go 2 tha thing wen u sit up liek on a chair,n gotta push down…i dont think that work

how are these jokes?

Definition to the Sex

[1] THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

[2] VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a cup.

[3] COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

[4] COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

[5] ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

[6] FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

[7] REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-troh l) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[8] He said, She said

He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don’t you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said: We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

this proves his_ eternal existence_ its God….?

random is 50/50 by definition. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT it was an invisible diety
cough:: that controls all atmospheric and quantum randomness..
an its all to help your ***n moods!!
(btw——- im not religious, as alllll your religions are intrinsically wrong. ha, He even says your common xtians are like atheists in a way. uh, anyway.. no one has this god thing down but my ministry n s**t…. ask us)
You will all be like amazed. and shocked.
…he IS the eternal one..
http://teamuluv.com/cgi-bin/well/mike_talkin.cgi

so:
dont be lame
ASK GOOD QUESTIONS!!

…. ok???

ask him questions w depth, and if he talks back, the *** there is saved for others. just read
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http://teamuluv.com/cgi-bin/well/mike_talkin.cgi

yes ..
*note: If he does answer, please post us your thoughts and or comments thnx
i’m not kidding.
(b4 answers here:)
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8 minutes ago – 4 days left to answer.

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i dont really care, personally.. you could waste more time doin nothing, or uh whatever just go check it out. alright? now what.

Help with a gym routine/diet plan?!?! I pick best answers:)?

I do have a gym membership. My eating habbits are not the best. I try not to eat at night. I am a mommy though so sometimes believe it or not my time to sit down and eat dinner is almost 11pm. Sometimes my husband and I like to make late runs to whataburger once in a while but I get grilled chicken sandwhich I take out a piece of bread and hardly n e fries. Breakfast I mainly do eggs. Maybe pancakes like 2-3x a month. I will eat 2 small ones. When I go the gym (6x a week) I do eliptical for a half hour then move on to thigh, calf, arm, and abs then back to eliptical for 15 mins. I stay there about an hour and a half total. What can someone suggest. I’ll be 23 this Sunday. I’m a few inches shy of 5’7″ and weigh 200 give or take a few lbs. I don’t want to be skinny. I want to be fit. I want nice legs. My legs are pretty good right now but I want definition. When I wear heels I want my legs to look muscular (not all manly though). I hope I can get some help. Thank you all soooo much for any answers!

Do you care to know any funny New Orleans facts?

Only in New Orleans

* THE FOUR SEASONS OF YOUR YEAR ARE: CRAWFISH, CRAB, SHRIMP AND KING CAKE

* WHEN SOMEONE ASKS DIRECTIONS, YOU USE UPTOWN, DOWNTOWN, WESTBANK & LAKESIDE (or down da road)

* YOU PROUDLY CLAIM THAT MONKEY HILL IS THE HIGHEST POINT IN THE CITY (and have rolled down it)

* YOU CALL IT A NEUTRAL GROUND INSTEAD OF A MEDIAN

* YOUR BURIAL PLOT IS 6 FEET OVER, RATHER THAN 6 FEET UNDER

* YOU CAN PRONOUNCE TCHOUPITOULAS

* WHEN SOMEONE SAYS „MAGAZINE“, YOU THINK STREET NOT PERIODICAL

* YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A TURN SIGNAL IS OR HOW TO PROPERLY USE IT

* YOU TAKE A „RIGHT HAND TURN“ INSTEAD OF A RIGHT TURN

* YOU CALL ALL INTERSECTIONS „RED LIGHTS“

* YOU KNOW TO WAIT A MINUTE BEFORE GOING WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN

* YOU CAN CROSS 2 LANES OF HEAVY TRAFFIC AND U-TURN THROUGH A NEUTRAL GROUND, WHILE AVOIDING 2 JOGGERS AND A STREETCAR, THEN FIT INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING THE BRAKE

* YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION OF „DRESSED“

* YOU KNOW A PO-BOY IS NOT A GUY WITH NO MONEY

* YOU JUDGE A PO-BOY BY THE NUMBER OF NAPKINS USED

* YOU REFER TO ANY STRAWBERRY SODA AS „RED DRINK“

* YOU „MAKE“ GROCERIES

* YOU KNOW THAT A GROCERY CART IS ACTUALLY CALLED A BUGGY

* YOU KNOW WHAT K&B, SCHWEGMANN’S, TASTEE DONUTS AND MCKENZIE’S IS

* YOU LIKE YOUR RICE AND POLITICS DIRTY

* YOU KNOW THAT THOSE BIG ROACHES CAN FLY, AND YOU’RE ACTUALLY ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

* YOU CONSIDER A BLOODY MARY A LIGHT BREAKFAST

* NO MATTER WHERE ELSE YOU GO IN THE WORLD, YOU ARE ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED IN THE FOOD

* YOU CALL TOMATO SAUCE „RED GRAVY“

* YOU CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS (AND EVERYONE ELSE’S GRANDPARENTS) „MAW-MAW & PAW-PAW“

* WIN OR LOSE…. YOU HAVE AND WILL ALWAYS BE A SAINTS FAN

* YOU DON’T LEARN UNTIL HIGH SCHOOL THAT MARDI GRAS IS NOT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY

* YOU HAVE A PARADE LADDER IN YOUR SHED

* YOU BRING EMPTY GROCERY BAGS TO PARADES

* YOUR FIRST SENTENCE WAS „THROW ME SUMTHIN MISTA“

* YOU REFER TO DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOLS AS „CATHOLIC“ OR „PUBLIC“

* WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT SCHOOL YOU WENT TO, YOU KNOW THEY MEANT HIGH SCHOOL, NOT COLLEGE

* YOU CAN REMOVE THE CAP TO A TABASCO BOTTLE WITH ONE HAND

* YOU PUT TONY’S ON EVERYTHING

* YOU CALL A CONVIENT STORE „TIME SAVER“

* RAIN, SLEET OR HAIL WILL NEVER KEEP YOU FROM JAZZ FEST

* YOU GO TO SLEEP FRIDAY EVENING BEFORE GOING OUT FRIDAY NIGHT

* YOU HAVE SPENT MANY-A-SUNDAY’S AT THE LAKEFRONT

* WHEN YOU MOVED OR WENT OUT OF TOWN, YOU ARE INCREDIBLY RELIEVED TO MEET SOMEONE FROM N‚AWLINS AND YOU KISS THEM LIKE YOU’RE FAMILY

* YOU HAVE A MONOGRAMMED GO-CUP

* YOUR ATTIC OR GARAGE IS FILLED WITH MARDI GRAS BEADS (and you just can’t throw them away)

* YOU BELIEVE THAT PURPLE, GREEN AND GOLD ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD TOGETHER

* YOU HAVE TO RESET YOUR CLOCKS AFTER EVERY THUNDERSTORM

* YOU CRINGE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR AN ACTOR WITH A SOUTHERN OR CAJUN ACCENT IN ANY NEW ORLEANS-BASED MOVIE OR TV SHOW. THEY TRY TO TALK LIKE US BUT THEY CAN’T!

* YOU WASTE MORE TIME NAVIGATING BACKSTREETS THAN SITTING IN TRAFFIC

* YOU’RE WALKING IN THE QUARTER WITH A PLASTIC CUP OF BEER. IT STARTS TO RAIN AND YOU COVER YOUR BEER INSTEAD OF YOUR HEAD

* YOU SAVE NEWSPAPER. NOT TO RECYCLE BUT FOR A TABLECLOTH AT YOUR NEXT CRAWFISH BOIL

* SOMEONE STOPS AND ASKS YOU FOR DIRECTIONS AND YOU STOP AND HELP THEM WITH A SMILE

* YOU KNOW WHERE YOU GOT YOUR SHOES

* YOU CONSIDER GARBAGE CANS A LEGAL STEP TO PROTECTING YOUR PARKING SPOT ON A PUBLIC STREET

* YOU GO OUT TO DINNER AND SPEND THE ENTIRE MEAL TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER GOOD PLACES YOU HAVE EATEN

* YOU EXHIBIT YOUR „DOUBLOON REFLEX“ BY STOMPING RUNAWAY COINS WITH YOUR FOOT

* YOU’RE LEFT BEHIND AT AN OUT-OF-TOWN BAR BECAUSE YOU’RE SEARCHING FOR A GO-CUP

* YOUR BANK DEPOSITS ARE MARKED „F-E-M-A“

* YOUR FIRST QUESTION IN ANY TELEPHONE CALL IS „WHERE Y’AT?“

* YOU REPLY TO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE HERE AS, „ONLY IN N‚AWLINS“

* YOU’RE NOT SCARED IF SOMEONE „AX YOU SOMETHING“

* YOU KNOW NO ONE ACTUALLY SAYS N‚AWLINS

* YOU’VE GREETED SOMEONE WITH „HOW’S YOUR MOM AN ‚EM?“

* YOU READ THIS AND LAUGH THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SAYING „YEAH U RIGHT!!“